Rummellers


Official photographs of the bandmembers from the tour in early 2002

Reinhard von Schnitzel

Bloys Heemskerck

Gerz Höltich

Dr. Algolaknikäeser

Helmuth Cool Lexmark


Reinhard von Schnitzel

The lead singer and protagonist of the band here photographed at the outdoor Mostock festival in Dänemark in '02 with his great standard. Reinhard von Schnitzel was born in the great forest just outside Flensburg in Deutchland. His parents were ecologist-fundamentalists, so at a very young age he was allready very insane. At the age of 13 he met Bloys, who himself had fled from Holland because of his countrys profound lack of rummel. They quickly became friends realizing that together they stood a chance - a chance of becoming the major noise-leaders of Deutchland. These two are the only real friends in the band, a friendship very strong indeed, though Bloys is not even half as insane as Reinhard. He is the only one in the band who likes Iron Maiden, and he used to be a member of the all popular noiseband Cumshot under the name: Clausen.

Bloys Heemskerck

Is the main-radar-rummeller of the band. He is here seen with his favourite instrument of rummeling - the Fender. Bloys was born in Holland a fact he wasn't at all content with. He liked noise and what was later to be known as rummel. Desperate as he was, he fled to Deutchland where he saved Reinhard from the death of the forest. Together they travelled to Garching where they first encountered real rummeling. Here they met Gerz who himself had invented the concept of rummeling.

Gerz Höltich

The noise-programmer of the band. One of the only known pictures of him and his charactaristic blue beard. He is very paranoid hence the lack of pictures of him. He was born in Innsbruck in Österreich, where he at the age of 5 found a nearby derelict radarinstallation emitting a rummelling noise. This fascinated him to the point of insanity. He began rummelling shortly afterwards all alone. In the years following he traveled across the entire country of Deutchland, rummelling wherever he went. The rumour has it that he really is a decent, polite and friendly individual. His only defects of character is paranoya, mistrust and his need for world domination.

Dr. Algolaknikäeser

Magic-user and master of the black arts, here seen in the bar at Aarhus - Dänemark. Apparrently he likes bars a lot. The range of his insanity is unknown especially to himself. His life in Deutchland is also unknown - propably also to himself. It is known that he at some point moved from Hannover in Niedersachsen to Aarhus in Dänemark to study the clandestine danish magic rites. For at least a week he was the lead singer of the all popular black metal band Frostkonge. It is not kown why he calls himself Dr. - it is however allmost certain that he is not a doctor of medicin or any other known science. It is rumoured that he has red the Al-Azif, which alone should account for his insanity. Whether this rumour is true or just due to the fact that he on several occasions believes himself to be the avatar of the mad arab Abdul Alhazred is unknown.

Helmuth Cool Lexmark

He was never a member of the band, and he probably never knew of the band, but he was a powerful man endeed. He was the bundeskansler of Deutchland for nearly a hundred years. The rumour has it that this was only because to the magical coffeedispenser he received on his 120th birthday from the ever power-striving Gerz. Apparently Gerz thought he could exploit the poor Helmuth. In the years following it became evident, that this was not at all the case. But Helmuth stayed bundeskansler. He is not known to be insane.